Egghead or egg on the face

Oh, my head hurts.
(And it doesn't hurt when I read the works of Spinoza, Kierkegaard, Hägglund or Kafka.)

http://temporaryreality.blogspot.com/2011/05/conversational-nature-of-reality.html

As I read this I can almost envision lance carrying angels, riding unicorns and jousting with each other for a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich plus a chocolate éclair or two.